I never went to school. Unless you count being raised by wolves. Never much cared for kids either. Not even my own. - Wolverine (WAXM #1)
I got into an argument with an older coworker of mine who was talking about how things were better when he was my age. My rebuttal was “No shit dude, your fucking parents and grandparents were in charge of everything and they made sure to leave you guys a good situation. You guys are the ones in charge now and you’re fucking it all up. Yeah my generation is messed up but we got our lessons from your generation get off your fucking high horse when you guys are the ones not helping the situation. ” he sat there in shock.
B. (by YonkouSB)
girl: fuck me daddy
me: don’t call me daddy…call me dad
girl: ok…dad…are you gonna make me cum today?
me: ask your mother
By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing
I am pleased as fuck
TCR | 2007.03.12 | It reads: “Dear Stephen, As editor-in-chief of Marvel, I am burdened with the handling of our character’s estates and the sad event that a hero should perish before his time. Captain America’s will was read last Friday, and while heavy hearted, I am proud to announce the star spangled Avenger has bequeathed his most valuable possession, his indestructible shield, to the only man he believed had the red, white, and blue balls to carry the mantle. Stephen Colbert. Welcome to the Marvel Universe. Sincerely, Joe Quesada.
IN THE CITY OF GOTHAM…
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